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Humor Dokter

Pasien : Dok, bagaimana caranya saya bisa mencapai umur seratus tahun?
Dokter : Gampang. Berhentilah makan hidangan yang enak enak. Dan jangan lagi bergaul dengan gadis-gadis cantik.
Pasien : Apakah dengan begitu saya akan berumur
seratus tahun?
Dokter : Tidak sih. Tapi akan kelihatan berumur seratus tahun.


Humor Dokter

Seorang dokter mata telah meninggal dunia sebelumnya ia berwasiat agar batu nisan kuburannnya dipahat gambar mata.

Seorang dokter jantung seminggu kemudian meninggal dunia sebelumnya ia berpesan agar batu nisannya diberi gambar jantung.

Seorang dokter kelamin sedang sakit berat ia berkali-kali berwasiat agar jika ia meninggal dunia batu nisan nya jangan diberi gambar apa pun.

IN THE WAITING ROOM


I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."